World's Most Pointless Argument

This is the world's most pointless argument. For those who don't know, I am a Chelsea fan. My infatuation with Chelsea came after a root from the mother of all teams, Ruud Gullit from AC Milan moved to Chelsea. I'm a firm believer that English Football can never emulate the quality and tactical prowess of Italian football. Everything said and done, the only thing the EPL has over the other leagues is the spending power of a rich brat. When was the last you heard of a Maldini or a Baggio coming out of the Premier league? We have a new clown called Ronaldo, who's in every way a wannabe- like many recent Chelsea supporters - who'll probably move over to support ManCity or ManUtd soon enough.

But I admit defeat this season, but not to Man Utd. Liverpool is an amazing football club etched with a colourful history and having been the town of the birthplace of rock and roll ala the beatles, it serves as an abode for culture. Unlike the Manc's who're wank's - yes i said it, i dare you to sue me:), Liverpool is a club that has thrived in the recent years to become one that plays fast flowing free football without the tyranny of Ferguson at its helm. Yes, I SAID IT. Ferguson I believe intimidates referees and has a hand in the FA. Much of my respect for Liverpool this season is due to Benitez's recent rant at him.

So to all the Liverpool supporters, you will never walk alone, because for this season, i support you guys to take the title away from the arms of tyranny and all that is evil. The original reds should be the rightful contenders and not some cheap club called the red devils that is like the inter Milan of the city, the 2nd club in Manchester:) Deny this o' wise anthony.


anyway, to all the MU supporters- this is why we hate you so much:) This is a battle of wits with sanjeet representing the Anti- MU brigade and anthony representing MU.


Rafa Benitez

“During the Respect campaign Mr Ferguson was charged by the FA with improper conduct after comments made against Martin Atkinson [the referee] and Keith Hackett [the general manager of Professional Game Match Officials Limited],” he said. “He was not punished. He is the only manager in the league that cannot be punished for these things.

“Then he was talking about the fixtures [complaining that the schedule is unfair to United]. Two years ago we were playing a lot of early kick-offs away on Saturdays when United were playing on Sundays. And we didn’t say anything. Now he is complaining that everybody is against United.”

He added, sarcastically, that one option would be that “Mr Ferguson organises the fixtures in his office and sends it to us and everyone will know and cannot complain. We need to know that I am talking about facts, not my impression,” Benítez replied. “There are things that everyone can see.”

anthony says:

dei

i dont get ur statement on facebook

whos walkin alone?

liverpool?

Voodoo Child - Sanjeet The Sovereign Sanguine Prodigy says:

lol

liverpool never walks alone

anthony says:

lool

Voodoo Child - Sanjeet The Sovereign Sanguine Prodigy says:

thats their saying = we

MU is always alone everyone who isnt an MU fan hates MU

anthony says:

hahaha

but u gota hand it to thm

5 goals in one half

wtf man

Voodoo Child - Sanjeet The Sovereign Sanguine Prodigy says:

im handing nothing to them

they would've scored none had it not been for the penalty

anthony says:

no la

it was comin

Voodoo Child - Sanjeet The Sovereign Sanguine Prodigy says:

nope

anthony says:

the score was 2-0

Voodoo Child - Sanjeet The Sovereign Sanguine Prodigy says:

MU were riding their luck

anthony says:

2-1

so wat

Voodoo Child - Sanjeet The Sovereign Sanguine Prodigy says:

they got a penalty

then tottenham went into disarray

anthony says:

totenham could have hold on to tht

come on

its not like they lost the lead

Voodoo Child - Sanjeet The Sovereign Sanguine Prodigy says:

nope....not when you get a freak penalty given

anthony says:

their lead was jst cut shot

Voodoo Child - Sanjeet The Sovereign Sanguine Prodigy says:

remember fergie when liverpool thumped them????

he kept looking at the clock , blamed every foul everything

anthony says:

dei if Mu won by jst scoring tht penalty

il keep quiet

but they scored 4 goals after tht

Voodoo Child - Sanjeet The Sovereign Sanguine Prodigy says:

you telling me if MU din take the lead they'd have won 4-2

anthony says:

shows tht totenham was the worse team

no no

anythin could have happned

Voodoo Child - Sanjeet The Sovereign Sanguine Prodigy says:

have you seen MU score 4 goals in a game against a proper team???

anthony says:

maybe the margin would have been less

Voodoo Child - Sanjeet The Sovereign Sanguine Prodigy says:

without getting penalties???

anthony says:

hahaha

dude its one penalty la

oh got la

7-1 againts roma

remember?

Voodoo Child - Sanjeet The Sovereign Sanguine Prodigy says:

howard webb, mike riley and hugh dallas have awarded penalties to MU at old trafford 12 times this season

lol u forget

in that game MU had 2 penalties

anthony says:

really?

but still the first goal wasnt a penalty

dei

dont tell me chelsea n liverpool were never gifted a penalty?

come on la

Voodoo Child - Sanjeet The Sovereign Sanguine Prodigy says:

lol not liverpool

anthony says:

ur statements r jst assumptions

Voodoo Child - Sanjeet The Sovereign Sanguine Prodigy says:

wait rmbr last year when chelsea were about to win the title when Wigan were denied a clear penalty against MU?

anthony says:

its not a definitive

Voodoo Child - Sanjeet The Sovereign Sanguine Prodigy says:

referee was Howard Webb

anthony says:

huh

Voodoo Child - Sanjeet The Sovereign Sanguine Prodigy says:

coincidence?

anthony says:

how many points diff were chelsea form mu

tht time?

Voodoo Child - Sanjeet The Sovereign Sanguine Prodigy says:

even on points, leading on goal diff

lol

last game of the season

anthony says:

ok at the end of the season?

equal pooints?

haha ok ok

so u sayin

howard webb

was aassigned by FA to play in important games

Voodoo Child - Sanjeet The Sovereign Sanguine Prodigy says:

the linesman in a better position never offered a penalty

anthony says:

they planned it in damn advance

Voodoo Child - Sanjeet The Sovereign Sanguine Prodigy says:

this guy runs up and gave it away

anthony says:

oh at this perticular time give a penalty

come on la

u can blame things like tht

chelsea should have won more games

thts their prob

n should have scored more

thn they would have been on top

but they didnt do tht

Voodoo Child - Sanjeet The Sovereign Sanguine Prodigy says:

and have you realised no one has backed Fergie but Benitez has received many plaudits for stating what MU have been doing

anthony says:

dei

wenger n all have been behind fergie la

Voodoo Child - Sanjeet The Sovereign Sanguine Prodigy says:

lol check ur news

anthony says:

dei

Voodoo Child - Sanjeet The Sovereign Sanguine Prodigy says:

wenger send an SMS to benitez saying well done

anthony says:

wenger tipped fergie to win the 5 trohpies

of course la u beat MU like tht

evry1 is hopin for Mu to screw up

talk about consistency la

Voodoo Child - Sanjeet The Sovereign Sanguine Prodigy says:

lol...

anthony says:

dont talk about individual games

Voodoo Child - Sanjeet The Sovereign Sanguine Prodigy says:

talk about gettiing whooped 4-1 at home

anthony says:

u want to win the league

be consistant

Voodoo Child - Sanjeet The Sovereign Sanguine Prodigy says:

and you have to bribe ur refs well

anthony says:

haha its one of those days la

hahahaha

bribe refs

oh come on

Voodoo Child - Sanjeet The Sovereign Sanguine Prodigy says:

23 years at one club - and all the refereeing decisions come your way

anthony says:

this is wat the losers always say

u gotta understand

Voodoo Child - Sanjeet The Sovereign Sanguine Prodigy says:

you have freedom to say anything you want to the FA

anthony says:

when ur reff a big game

specially wit alot of stars

ul be under alot of pressure

rite?

Voodoo Child - Sanjeet The Sovereign Sanguine Prodigy says:

lol

anthony says:

they do make mistakes

Voodoo Child - Sanjeet The Sovereign Sanguine Prodigy says:

pierlugi collina did it well

anthony says:

i remember againts everton

MU should have had a clear penalty

but they didnt

n they were kicked out

Voodoo Child - Sanjeet The Sovereign Sanguine Prodigy says:

yeah... they had 5 others later

anthony says:

wat u gonna say abou tht?

Voodoo Child - Sanjeet The Sovereign Sanguine Prodigy says:

which they missed

anthony says:

huh?

Voodoo Child - Sanjeet The Sovereign Sanguine Prodigy says:

anthony says:

haiyo

dei

tink before u talk

u jst playin cheap shot

shots

not adressin tnhe issue

Voodoo Child - Sanjeet The Sovereign Sanguine Prodigy says:

i'm thinking well. they had 5 penalties

anthony says:

thts wat liverpool have been doin

lol

Voodoo Child - Sanjeet The Sovereign Sanguine Prodigy says:

they squandered them because they were too arrogant

which is why they're the most hated team in the world

anthony says:

who ?

dei if u all didnt screw up ur small games

u all will be on top of the league

but u all did

so dont blame on small things la

pointless

Voodoo Child - Sanjeet The Sovereign Sanguine Prodigy says:

have you notice MU have never played a game on saturday after a champions league game?

anthony says:

dei u gotta understand how many competition they were in

Voodoo Child - Sanjeet The Sovereign Sanguine Prodigy says:

have you noticed that Fergie can freely run his mouth and they have never been charged by the FA?

anthony says:

he does it smartly la

Voodoo Child - Sanjeet The Sovereign Sanguine Prodigy says:

nope

anthony says:

they others no balls

Voodoo Child - Sanjeet The Sovereign Sanguine Prodigy says:

he's got a hand in it

anthony says:

ok ok ok

Voodoo Child - Sanjeet The Sovereign Sanguine Prodigy says:

its a scam

anthony says:

fine

thn dont watch epl la

lol

go watch spanish league

Voodoo Child - Sanjeet The Sovereign Sanguine Prodigy says:

the premier league has not been audited since its formation unlike the serie A

anthony says:

since the whole epl is a scam

ok so watch serieA la

llol

Voodoo Child - Sanjeet The Sovereign Sanguine Prodigy says:

its the only league where the referee once gave 3 yellow cards in a game

anthony says:

pointless la

lol

haha which league?

Voodoo Child - Sanjeet The Sovereign Sanguine Prodigy says:

EPL

he gave 3 yellow cards to one player in a game

anthony says:

eh world cup also rite

Voodoo Child - Sanjeet The Sovereign Sanguine Prodigy says:

hugh dallas

anthony says:

once?

oh yea

lol

hahaha

Voodoo Child - Sanjeet The Sovereign Sanguine Prodigy says:

anyway we'll see MU play arsenal in the league and Man C

anthony says:

ok so Mu beat porto cause they bribed uefa?

ronaldos goal became a reality cayse they bribed the porto keeper?

Voodoo Child - Sanjeet The Sovereign Sanguine Prodigy says:

lol i never complained about beating porto

porto are a cheap shit club, if MU din beat them i'd be laughing

anthony says:

well for thm to reach the semifinal

Voodoo Child - Sanjeet The Sovereign Sanguine Prodigy says:

lol the route they took was the easiest

anthony says:

dei proto won a champions league recently

chelsea hasnt

so how can u say

Voodoo Child - Sanjeet The Sovereign Sanguine Prodigy says:

lol dont u dare talk about chelsea not winning u jolly well know how lucky MU was to win the recent one

anthony says:

people gotta jst stop the balmin game

hahaha after chelsea equalised la

Voodoo Child - Sanjeet The Sovereign Sanguine Prodigy says:

chelsea did it without a manager

anthony says:

so how do u define Mu aws lucky

come on avam grant became their manager

lol

Voodoo Child - Sanjeet The Sovereign Sanguine Prodigy says:

rite

anthony says:

n he was incharge of tht game

pointless la

Voodoo Child - Sanjeet The Sovereign Sanguine Prodigy says:

i'll let wan jamak hassan manage MU and we'll see how well he fares

anthony says:

in the end chelsea screwed it up

Voodoo Child - Sanjeet The Sovereign Sanguine Prodigy says:

did i argue chelsea???

did i once say chelsea deserve to win it??

anthony says:

u said MU were lucky?

Voodoo Child - Sanjeet The Sovereign Sanguine Prodigy says:

lol typical MU fan- deflects blame

anthony says:

lol

haiyo

Voodoo Child - Sanjeet The Sovereign Sanguine Prodigy says:

i said MU dont deserve to win. i never said chelsea deserved it

anthony says:

if Mu dont deserve thn who does?

lol

referee?

lol

Voodoo Child - Sanjeet The Sovereign Sanguine Prodigy says:

liverpool

anthony says:

hahahaha

y ah?

Voodoo Child - Sanjeet The Sovereign Sanguine Prodigy says:

for playing the fairest finest football without intimidation of refs

anthony says:

hahahahaha

but they made one mistake

Voodoo Child - Sanjeet The Sovereign Sanguine Prodigy says:

without being on a level playing field but still thumping an arrogant alex 4-1 at old trfford

anthony says:

hahaha

dude they have torres

Voodoo Child - Sanjeet The Sovereign Sanguine Prodigy says:

now any team that loses by that big a margin at home should just pack up

anthony says:

n u sayin they r not even

Voodoo Child - Sanjeet The Sovereign Sanguine Prodigy says:

torres dint play mind you

anthony says:

lol

he did la

he n gerrard

Voodoo Child - Sanjeet The Sovereign Sanguine Prodigy says:

lol oh yeah i rmbr

they took them off at half time cos they were already winning 3-1

sorry my mistake

anthony says:

vidic went for a run

no la

Voodoo Child - Sanjeet The Sovereign Sanguine Prodigy says:

vidic should have been sent off for the earlier foul

anthony says:

he played full time

Voodoo Child - Sanjeet The Sovereign Sanguine Prodigy says:

but he survived

anthony says:

he was anyway

lol

Voodoo Child - Sanjeet The Sovereign Sanguine Prodigy says:

but fergie din pay the ref enough

anthony says:

n teams have their off day la

lol

Voodoo Child - Sanjeet The Sovereign Sanguine Prodigy says:

so he got sent off the 2nd time

anthony says:

haiyo

even mu beat chelsea at home once wat

Voodoo Child - Sanjeet The Sovereign Sanguine Prodigy says:

eh pointless la

im hungry

anthony says:

thrashed thm

yea

finally u realised

lol

Voodoo Child - Sanjeet The Sovereign Sanguine Prodigy says:

chelsea beat MU 5-0 got la

anthony says:

yea

tht was 1999

Voodoo Child - Sanjeet The Sovereign Sanguine Prodigy says:

MU beat chelsea 3-0

anthony says:

yea

still thrashin

n even tht season where they beat Mu 5-0

mu won the league

i remember vialli was the manager

lol

Voodoo Child - Sanjeet The Sovereign Sanguine Prodigy says:

vialli's fault la

he should've quietly paid the referee's also

idiot la

anthony says:

lol

haiyo

u people ah

excuses la

y not beat the smaller teams

easier rite

solves all the prob

u all will be on top of the league

Voodoo Child - Sanjeet The Sovereign Sanguine Prodigy says:

cant la

referee's wont give us penalties

anthony says:

haha

like we beat weak teams wit penalties

dei we got damn few this season la

last yr alot

Voodoo Child - Sanjeet The Sovereign Sanguine Prodigy says:

did you realise no one publicly criticized rafa for what he said about fergie and MU??

no one did cos everyone knew he based it on facts

anthony says:

did la

i cant rmemebr who

the sun had

Voodoo Child - Sanjeet The Sovereign Sanguine Prodigy says:

fergie kept quiet also

anthony says:

i tink wenger n all

eya la

wats the point of talkin

prove a point la

by winninge the league

Voodoo Child - Sanjeet The Sovereign Sanguine Prodigy says:

lol... cos he was like shit- we've been found out

anthony says:

better thn talkin cock n end up wit nothin

Voodoo Child - Sanjeet The Sovereign Sanguine Prodigy says:

Fergie has never ever shut up regarding ne thing

he talks the most cock among all

anthony says:

aiya u gotta understand

benitez has nothing else left to do but the epl

Voodoo Child - Sanjeet The Sovereign Sanguine Prodigy says:

he was whining when they lost to arsenal once and wenger said ] everyone at home thinks their wife is the prettiest

anthony says:

fergie got better things to do

Voodoo Child - Sanjeet The Sovereign Sanguine Prodigy says:

lol benitez had the treble when he made that outburst

btw MU only has the league now

champions league confirm they'll kena tapau ready

anthony says:

champions league la

lol

see la how

Voodoo Child - Sanjeet The Sovereign Sanguine Prodigy says:

away leg at emirates

anthony says:

the weay MU played on sat

Voodoo Child - Sanjeet The Sovereign Sanguine Prodigy says:

lol.... mark my words

anthony says:

shows tht they r back to their old ways

Voodoo Child - Sanjeet The Sovereign Sanguine Prodigy says:

MU will get thumped

they had no old ways la

anthony says:

haha dei MU score one goal also i happy

lol

Voodoo Child - Sanjeet The Sovereign Sanguine Prodigy says:

they tried playing like that wtih porto at home and drew 2-2

anthony says:

dei

Voodoo Child - Sanjeet The Sovereign Sanguine Prodigy says:

so they went to typical MU defend the 1=0 league

anthony says:

last season u gotta admit they were playin like brazil

Voodoo Child - Sanjeet The Sovereign Sanguine Prodigy says:

when have MU ever played like brazil

anthony says:

yea tactics la

last season

go see

Voodoo Child - Sanjeet The Sovereign Sanguine Prodigy says:

all they do is feed it down the wing and cross it for a runner

anthony says:

most interestin football

Voodoo Child - Sanjeet The Sovereign Sanguine Prodigy says:

check every MU goal

its the same thing

anthony says:

but this season liverpool has been playin like tht

Voodoo Child - Sanjeet The Sovereign Sanguine Prodigy says:

feed it evra or ronaldo and cross it in

anthony says:

dei ronaldos goal/./

Voodoo Child - Sanjeet The Sovereign Sanguine Prodigy says:

thats all

anthony says:

a goal is a goal man

lol

n u saw ronaldos goal agiant porto?

who would dare do tht in a semifinal

Voodoo Child - Sanjeet The Sovereign Sanguine Prodigy says:

have u realised MU have yet to beat a team that have been on form. Gerrard scores those kinda goals weekly man.

anthony says:

lol

Voodoo Child - Sanjeet The Sovereign Sanguine Prodigy says:

arsenal beat them, liverpool thrashed them

anthony says:

lol

define form?

Voodoo Child - Sanjeet The Sovereign Sanguine Prodigy says:

winning 3 games in a row

anthony says:

jst because a team was good for one game means they r on form?

ok ok

Voodoo Child - Sanjeet The Sovereign Sanguine Prodigy says:

wait fulham beat them as well la

yeah

anthony says:

so y is MU on top thn?

lol

Voodoo Child - Sanjeet The Sovereign Sanguine Prodigy says:

because MU have the benefit of draws

to play games well spread out

to have a fit team to play each game

anthony says:

come on la

Voodoo Child - Sanjeet The Sovereign Sanguine Prodigy says:

to have intimidating presence on the FA and refs

anthony says:

see the last 3 weeks

look at our line up la

all shit players

Voodoo Child - Sanjeet The Sovereign Sanguine Prodigy says:

and lastly have you seen a penalty not given to MU at old trafford??

never

anthony says:

FA cup

Voodoo Child - Sanjeet The Sovereign Sanguine Prodigy says:

that was at wembly la mangkuk

anthony says:

look at tht line up

our players all mostly injured

hahaha

i dunno

Voodoo Child - Sanjeet The Sovereign Sanguine Prodigy says:

yeah la.. like all the other teams

anthony says:

i dont play the blame game la

do u admit

Voodoo Child - Sanjeet The Sovereign Sanguine Prodigy says:

im off for dinner la.

anthony says:

if liverpool n chelsea beat the weak teams

Voodoo Child - Sanjeet The Sovereign Sanguine Prodigy says:

pareants calling me

anthony says:

they will be on top?

ok ok

ciao

Voodoo Child - Sanjeet The Sovereign Sanguine Prodigy says:

lol i'll admit if chelsea and liverpool played on sunday after champions league and were awarded a penalty every 2 home games they'd be top

anthony says:

lol

haiyo

assumptions

when u all gona start tinkin in terms of reality


lol... i know all female readers are going sheesh men...

But im not walking alone:)

veni, vidi et capiebar ad anum

''I came, I saw and I endured a rear assault''




I happened to meet someone from IMU at Dome yesterday. She spoke to me about this blog and how it has slowly gone cold. In her words, I am only fun when I'm in a tight spot.

I pondered upon this thought and I realized what it meant. From my outbursts and exile from the Indian Gang, to the fiery chastising of the Annie Tay incident, to the crowning of the Tharveen group as the Royal Jester of the Court, I had but one thing in common. The need to provoke. I recently notice that while a war is ensuing, I have a desirable need to evoke a response rather than let it simmer down and so I provoke. And so predictable are my 'foes' that the evoked response is more or less previously calculated and dealt with in a way that makes me seem like Blondie (Clint Eastwood in The Good, The Bad and The Ugly). Yes, I may not seem like the hero at the beginning but by carefully ensuring the rest fall into the other 2 categories I seal my splendor with a smile:)

I admit, the above was a recent finding. Up till today I always assumed my response to a tight situation would be to raise the roof guns blazing or to bow out quietly. Ok roof raising mainly.
I recall a time back in highschool. The Soon-to-be Head Prefect was a friend of mine. Yes, lets assume my group of friends and I were kingmakers. Such was our influence that the firm favourite, (who finally became the head of the disciplinary committee) was ousted out. And it was in our dumb assumption that having the Head Prefect owe you a favour would be beneficial. This was the first time I was introduced to the word Go Getter. I realised that he had did the impossible. He manipulated the manipulative and influential Jonathan and Sanjeet to his liking and later tried knocking us off. Ah yes, beware the used condom that'll come to haunt you. He penalized each of us, Jonathan, Myself, JaySonn and Arvind (ok this guy was a crook to begin with, he just added to the masses). JaySonn was first. Being a highly rated prefect, JaySonn was called to the newly formed Court Of Prefects to explain several minor misdemeanors and warned that a warning letter was on its way. Next in line was myself. And I kept quiet thru the ordeal studying the situation. He had called me up because i drew a monkey on the blackboard and wrote his name under it as a joke. He also questioned my unorthodox methods of performing my duties and finally complained about my behaviour in class. I informed him I was a student first and then a prefect and I had no time for this crap and left the Court of Prefects. At this moment, the enemy had been sized up. Jon would be next. We had to drop him in a hole. We informed Jon that the head prefect and 2 others would be there (his 2 assistants). The female assistant was a short grumpy loud girl. The other was a firm follower of his, a true assistant. Jon realised that by getting to her, he could roll the dice in his favour. As we saw it, the head prefect was a dick, and the rest were his balls. Cut one ball off and he gets careful. without balls he's just a dick and dicks even girls can handle:)

So jon went on a rampage, eating in class, skipping school and doing what jon does best, just irritating the hell out of the head and his assistant. the girl was in the next class you see. We'd once in a while send msgs to the top of the blackboard in the next class with a silly drawing of her as the teacher was teaching cos we knew she sat in front so she'd get so annoyed and pull it off just before the teacher saw it. it was a pulley system we invented. Yes we were from the best class you see:)

Eventually Jon was called up to the court. Firstly when they asked about him eating in class, he threw out a strip of Ranitidine for gastritis. this gave him all the right to eat whenever he needed to:). about the noise in class we made, We asked for documented proof from teachers (who never bothered much really as long as we did our work). And his final task was to explain his absence from class ever so frequently. and he mentioned he has gastritis- hence the pills, hence the MC and that even in his condition he is expected to serve as a prefect standing up under the sun. He then teases the head and his assistant as both their fathers were doctors yet they didn't consider his condition to be serious. The short girl got fired up and Jon told her by being short, her ass is closer to her brain, hence her brain is closer to shit than a normal persons. I know that was a classic statement. she got so mad she stormed out. This declared our war with the Board. Even the Board was divided. as they had not been installed yet, the senior Board (which were our allies as we spun the story such to make us seem like victims of power abuse) was still in power. The Junior Board (our batch) were divided. Some thought we had a case, the rest were busy sucking up to the Head Prefect for brownie points. it proved to be a grueling 2 months. We had to lobby ourselves to all the other prefects. In one meeting, they had called upon 'someone' who had broken the prefects ethics by informing outsiders what happened in the Court of Prefects. well this person was me no guesses there. and like they thought they could brand me as a traitor. sadly everyone had heard my side of the story. so when they asked what should be done to this prefect, a unanimous answer of nothing was given. and the head prefect then proceeded to ask Alif Aiman. LOL this guy is the blurrest prefect alive. He's also straightforward. But I was placed alongside him near the drain for duty that week and so i told him every detail of my ordeal. When they asked why i should be free, Alif said, because He is my friend. I started chuckling amidst the tension. The BODs then began looking around questioning who the character was, as some were in the dark. And the head prefect threatened to mention the name of the culprit. I stood up and said i was the culprit, to a raptuous applause and to add to this, those who were on the fence commended my for my bravery in admitting my 'wrongdoings'. so the ball had bounced back into the head prefects court. only thing was that he was all alone now. his 2 assistants were so undone by the whole ordeal they wanted out. The senior prefects refused to attend the installation ceremony as they were against the head.

Chaos is my garden of ZEN.

in Desperation caught up with the head prefect and he informed his close friend that he was about to take matters into his own hands. He mentioned he was going to plant something in Jon's bag to get him a black record and suspend him from being a prefect. (our school was quite strict on prefects carrying Porn and Ciggies). Sadly his ally happened to blurt this out. and like a statutory declaration, we made him write what he had said with his signature and with a witness. We used this as leverage and brought the case up to the Disciplinary teacher. She happened to be the head prefects No 1 fan. So we knew we were at a handicap. However we had a few insiders that helped us convey the message and she agreed to hear us out. We finally gave her a list of wrongdoings by him. Jon wanted him to be sacked as the head prefect. Such was our animosity towards him at that point. However a public apology was made and all was soon forgotten. The teacher complained she had many sleepless nights being the disciplinary teacher and became depressed. she relinquished the position the following year. I felt bad for that as she turned out the biggest loser in this whole ordeal. The Head Prefect swallowed the bitter pill and apologized. His assistants never did but we somehow had it easy from then on. I admit we were bad excuses for prefects. But it was the first time a revolution was started. And amazingly the whole incident was echoed around Subang. Many other schools questioned the incident and we became overnight Bravehearts. There was also a rumour that we were supposed to be promoted to BOD's to keep us quiet/to keep the others in check by another teacher but we werent interested to begin with. we were too lazy to carry on such responsibilities and furthermore, we were the renegade prefects and had an image to uphold:)
from then on we kinda walked with a different swagger. I remember the whole incident being one that i really felt uncomfortable when it began as things were stacked against us. I'd call up Jon and ask him if we're gonna get caught out for trying to topple the head prefect. We hung in there and laugh about the incident today. Teachers took great interest in the whole story and we kept getting questioned by several concerned teachers privately about our side of the story. The Head Prefect however never quite recovered from the incident and i wish i could turn things around today.

This incident made me realise that in every battle, the one that loses his cool first shall make the first mistake. He did it here by making a rash statement to his ally, Ben did it by shouting back at Prof Annie Tay, the gang- lol lets leave them out for this one, (Life is great, they got pushed to the south hemisphere and I'm up north), and tharveen wanted a battle of wits when he had none:).

Back in Mara College Banting I had several run ins with fellow batchmates, and the assistant principal. But this post is long enough as it is. Maybe next time.

moral of the story, stay rooted to the ground cos when the storm is over, your opponents will probably be dead tired from trying to wither it. they are at your peril then on:)


And to my ex-prom date, Avinder:)
Happy 23rd bday. you rocked that night.
Now lets see what seipatkong has to say on this 'affair':)

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Advocatus diaboli - The devil's advocate

This post is a tribute to someone who left today to conquer the serene plains of a land entrenched with mystery. I wish her the very best in life.

The Godfather, by Mario Puzo, highlights the role of a Godfather, the protagonist (hero) and how Micheal Corleone rises up the ranks. One character however continues to escape all the attention. Caporegime Clemenzza gained a cult status, Enforcer Luca Brassi would be well known for memorizing the script before meeting Vito Corleone, but Tom Hagen - played by the impeccable Robert Duvall... yes the role of Consigliere - advisor.
The beauty of every Hero in folklore and history is that they all came with a consigliere. The great King Arthur, with the strength of Excalibur, still depended on Merlin for guidance. If you did read about it, Merlin was less a wizard and more a clairvoyant. He saw how things would pan out and advised King Arthur to form the Knights of the round table, Guinevere later falls in love with Lancelot and even this was foreseen by Merlin. but Merlin himself remains an enigma to the reader. My advisor on this blog- my excalibur is an enigma herself. Little did I know about her as she appeared to hand me the Excalibur by appearing as the Lady of the lake.

I shall quote her contributions in a famous line by Paul Mccartney

'' And in my hour of darkness, She is standing right next to me, speaking words of wisdom, let it be''

The angst inside of me sometimes hands me the golden fleece and the newly instilled bravery makes me run amok. But she whispers into my ears when the steam seems to run out of it, and it tenderly lays me down in bed again, pondering my every move.
Power is something that drives you. and the beauty of it is that no man can withstand the temptation of power. Aragorn, the shabby greasy dude who's heir to Isildur's throne, needed the guidance of Gandalf the Grey to finally seize control of his destiny. Batman, returns home to his batcave to seek the counsel of Michael Caine (Alfred). Freakazoid has Ingmar. Sultan Muzaffar Shah had Tun Perak. Macbeth had Lady Macbeth.

Sometimes it doesnt matter who the consigliere is, but there is always one. V had Evey Hammond, who in comparison to him had nothing to live for. Chandragupta Maurya, advises his son Asoka to forgo his greed and attain salvation.

the count has Igor.
I have my very own advisor. Lets call her the queen of the Nile:) mainly for her extravagant use of the eyeliner:)

She ensures that the path I take is one that I am certain of, not tell me which path to take. It is just a whisper, but with such specific use of words, even one whimper or grunt has a meaning. And when you are alone in a dark silent room, the most silent of sounds can point you in the right direction. She's my advocate, as she ensures that my rage does not consume me. If i were an illusionist, she would be the one who'd be genuinely concerned about my act failing.

She is my consigliere. and i call upon everyone to not be fooled by the temptations of power. History has thought us that every hero needs a consigliere, an accomplice to cushion the blows he receives. I'm glad I found mine:)

They might not always be right, as in Lady Macbeth, but i'll take my chances. 2 heads are better than one:)
also enjoy this metaphorical video about how our decisions can be influenced so easily

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