Score Update: Annie Tay + Sanjeet + Anthony & Friends + anyone on this side 0: 1,000,000 Rest of M206

With all due respect is a very paradoxical term, reserved for taking a potshot at someone but fearing the outcome as you do not want to sound rude.

In the wake of the recent outbreak in the lecture hall, I would like to stake my claim. I for one took side with Dr Annie Tay.

WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM LA BITCHES!
I mean seriously, she came, she gave a lecture, she left. In most medical schools, the students do not even get lecture notes. You have become so dependant on them, that a small alteration in the slides and their arrangements will derange you into a bunch of piranhas biting the hand that once fed you. Credit to Dr Annie, I would've told Ben Luke to shut the fuck up and fuck off from the lecture hall (No offence intended to Ben here, he was having a bad day so he reacted and he has promptly apologized)
But i would like to dedicate this to every PRO BONO Solicitor that gave him a pat on the back. Standing up for the batch is one issue, being utterly rude to a person who's the age of your parent is :
1) disgraceful
2) idiotic
3) disrespectful
4) proof of a defect in the upbringing ( possibly a congenital abnormally- DOWN's)
5) Damn right childish


Now I take this off Ben's back for he has apologized which kinda negates the above claims. But to those that supported the idea of charging at the lecturer in a horde as a unified batch, look in the mirror and write the word DUMBASS on your forehead.

Hats off to Dr Annie for remaining calm and just ignoring the whole scenario.
She kept her cool, got on with the lecture and implanted a brave smile on her face.
She could have walked out, reported the batch to the dean, and we'd all be answerable to Victor Lim. Not that i would mind, but all you faggots who jumped on the bandwagon, will suddenly experience a shriveling of your balls if you have any to begin with...
. Would you be brave enough to take one for the team then?



NOPE ... you guys make the majority of an abandoned field of grass where you move according to the direction of the wind. Either you stand on his side or on my side, and dont be a bloody "lalang".

Lecture notes- arent they to die for. Blood lust is a thing of the past, YOU BLOODY leeches now feed on lecture notes. The Uni sends people like you into the world and you come back and say, damn i didn't know it was nephrotic syndrome because Dr Annie didn't upload the notes. Hence i'm Impaired in that field. I am a DUMBASS as Sanjeet once called me back in Uni. SERIOUSLY will the lecture notes really make that much of a difference to you? Another thing is she said she would upload it after the lecture, so why are you such a pain in the loins? YOU DUMB FUCKS are so breast fed, not even spoon fed, that the titties you suck are now encountering Multiple Duct Ectasia with thick cheesy milk and you still wanna suck from it. Go buy cows milk la. Or get a GF la some of you.

Just so you know, Dr Annie is new here. And one lecturer personally told me that the IT staff were missing that day and hence she didnt know how to upload it. You guys remind me off a bunch of rats. You walk around in muck, travel in a pack and horde a standing lion, thinking that strength in numbers will save your sorry asses. FUCK THAT SHIT, Lions never walk alone. Like Liverpool supporters (Big up Mervin) they will never walk alone:) AND if anyone makes an attempt to take down a lion, remember, Sanjeet Singh is on their side. Jian Min, Sheah Lin and a few other Cina Gang guys helped me reduce the tension with our tension breaking statements (big up Cina's). We also brought the LOVE back to that section of the lecture hall that was tagged villains. And to my amazement someone took a pot shot at that as well, bloody jerk offs. A wank is fun and enjoyable but every guy will admit they hate the wash-up afterwards. So if you wanna play with a dick, be prepared to wash your dickjuice.


Finally big up Ben for apologizing when needed.

To the rest of you lost souls, get a spine.

OMG, i lost my lecture notes. Im not gonna be a competent Dr now. shit. There goes my dreams. ARGGH..

PS: I meant every word I said in the context of this argument. If you find it offensive, it probably means you're on the wrong side of this argument, and I hope i hammered some sense into that thick skull of yours. The hammer was needed as your scalp is no soft fontanelle that i could just tap to get it in.
AND NO I HAVE NO ISSUES AS WHAT ANONYMOUS SAID. but damn the gossip mongers in the batch:)

Adversities

In life, we shall be faced with many adversities. Some a little more serious than others. But adversities bring us one good thing; nah, not the experience in dealing with issues and all the other crap the self help books tell you about. My personal favourite part of getting over an adversity is the yell. Every guy knows what i'm talking about. And if you don't, check your Nads out again, just to make sure. The yell. Be it while you're jerking off and the yell of satisfaction the ahh yell, or when your team scores a goal and that IN YOUR FACE LOOOSER yell. Another thing to like take note of is that in every yell, the degree of the adversity faced is shown. The more delicate the issue, the more primitive and barbaric the yell. some end up thumping their chests wildly with a gnarly, gut-throat yell- YAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR...
some just say yes...(boring)

I personally faced a big hurdle this week, that had the potential to slip me into a pit. now a pit is a bigger hurdle because you can't get out of a pit if you're all alone. by then you need the help of another person. which amplifies your issue into a public issue. and then you have to face the scary prospect of 'What would people say/think'. and if you're female, there can be nothing more daunting especially if you're the quiet, shy, homely person you make out to be. If you're a guy, and the issue is with a girl, then making the issue public just seems plain gay. Gay here is an abstract adjective with countless of possible meanings that is up for interpretation. I shall let you decide on that. So back to the pit. The pit can be a good thing as well as once you're out of the pit, the game makers normally remove the hurdle and its a clear run. however the pit can be a very dark and lonely place. If you're a girl its filled scorpions and centipedes and other creepy crawlies that'll scare the hell out of you. if you're a guy, its filled with sharp spiky objects that hurt but you gotta shut up cause nobody likes whining batty boy. So at times its better to just not get into the pit.


And now i bring you the issue of common sense. Many of us try to resolve issues using common sense, which may seem like a smart thing to do. May i warn you common sense is something very subjective in this day and age. Many people will walk up to you and say i cant go out la, i gotta study. and u look at them n think, Damn you must be an idiot, cos a 30 min meal will affect your studies so bad you might fail. I mean CMON... stop making the small road bumps seem like hurdles man. thats just plain silly. Especially if you have been studying 2 hour s a day at least for the past 4 months and suddenly realize that the last min people have also started studying so I gotta start worrying. I honestly despise those who get tensed when others study. If you really do find 30 mins too much to spend on a meal, then be my guest and just commit suicide man. You're gonna be on your feet for 18 hours straight, dealing with with loads of possible stressors, and that 30 mins that you refuse to spend on a meal because you had to read the pathophysiology of Neurogenic and Nephrogenic Diabetis Insipidus would come in really handy wouldn't it. But if you fall in this category i dont really wanna say anything more.

I just wanna boast in glee that i got over a hurdle that was so precarious it almost turned ugly. i almost got a spike in my arse for it. (figuratively that is) Anyway, let me yell in the barbaric way i was boasting about earlier.YARRR>.. and please please please view this video. I assure you it'll make your balls say hello to each other at least, or make your endometrial tissue shed a tear in laughter.

To Anthony, payback for Brokeback mountain
To Kelvin, err... sorry la.. shit happens.




also Read this article man.
I love being Indian, you always get the best looking girls on board Air India, mainly because if you're fat and ugly, you cant work there:)
oh yes, just when you thought feminism would appeal to the modern society, chauvanism kicks it straight in the Nads.
BBC ARTICLE - A MUST READ!!!.

Irony

Divinity... religious sentences used before 'popping a cap in someone's ass'.

I was attracted to this one by Robert Oppenheimer, the man credited as the father of the atomic bomb.

He famously quoted this statement from the Bhagavat Gita

"If the radiance of a thousand suns were to burst at once into the sky, that would be like the splendor of the mighty one. Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds."


This kinda rolled back memories to the days of Pulp Fiction. Yes, one of the finest movies made, that many people would never understand but just regard as a good movie because its not fun being a renegade now is it?:)
ah yes, conformity. but before we go there, lets take a look at Samuel L Jackson's Punch phrase quoted from the Bible
Jules: There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."

Jules: I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker before you popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin': it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. .45 here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could be you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin, Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd.



This is actually not directly from Ezekiel 25:17 and in fact, only the last sentence and part of the second last sentence will be found in Psalm 23

1 A Psalm of David. The LORD is my shepherd; I shall not want.
2 He makes me to lie down in green pastures; He leads me beside the still waters.
3 He restores my soul; He leads me in the paths of righteousness For His name's sake.
4 Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil; For You are with me; Your rod and Your staff, they comfort me.
5 You prepare a table before me in the presence of my enemies; You anoint my head with oil; My cup runs over. 6 Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me All the days of my life; And I will dwell in the house of the LORD Forever
yes i actually checked it up.

Anyway, to all you no-brainers out there, this is what you tell your friends if you ever do wanna know the real meaning behind it:)


Jules repeats this line twice in the movie. Once before he actually kills this white guy, whose name i can't recall. And the second time to Tim Roth at the Diner. See amidst all the killings, (as he is a hired hitman) Jules realizes what his quoted phrase actually means at the end. That a Shepard, is one that has the ability to resist, not the power to overwhelm. It is in running with my first post up, If you're kickass you dont ever brag about doing your best. You just do what you do as always and snicker at the sight of the self esteem building sad people that surround you. And amidst it all, you seem like a total 'bum'. Well the specific person reading this will know where that came from:).
So fear what lies in the dark, for Dark may not be a metaphor for unknown, but rather something that cannot be understood just yet. In man's need to understand the dark, the ability to make light(fire) was discovered. Going along those lines, 'Don't Judge something/someone while its in the dark, for he/she/it may be a form of this 'Shepard'.

Oh yes, Quentin meant this. As he did in Reservoir Dogs. Mr Orange actually kills an innocent woman. For those who're blank, Mr Orange was once again Tim Roth, as the undercover cop amongst the thieves. See he had abhorred such deeds, but having been with the group, he became 'institutionalized'. This term i coined from Morgan Freeman (Red) in The Shawshank Redemption. It's something that happens to many people without them actually taking notice.

Take note of this analogy.

You can either be a carrot, an egg or a coffee bean.

as a carrot your hard on the outside, but after you've been boiled, you soften up. You're institutionalized. I reserve this category for the bad-ass wannabe's of a society.

as an egg, you remain the same on the outside but when you've been boiled something inside you changes. You become numb and carefree to society. Now this category is where most people i know fall in. some crack on the way and spew their insides in the boiling water. some crack but hold it in. But in general most people are in this category, as they change as they face adversities.

and lastly there is the coffee bean. you're rich, you have colour and you have aroma. and in hot water, you change the water. you let the water know you're there. you make a name for yourself. you could care less bout what the other particles in the water think, for in the end, they all wish they were you. They become part of you, and not you part of them. for once the water is gone, the coffee remains. the very glass its in gets stained as well. Now very few people fall here. People who refuse to conform to the norm. people who challenge the norm. those who go against the odds. i mean one coffee bean, a whole glass of water. and my humble plea to those of you here in this category is to not become like tea bags and lose that much of you each time you're dipped in hot water, instead, keep colouring all the adversities or hot water pots you see with your characteristics that make you the coffee bean.

Haha, you spineless ones are feeling the pinch now aren't you. Told you I'd get the pretenders.
thats all for me today:) and I'm sorry for the late update.


and speaking of Irony, check this next picture out. No offence intended...just found it amusing:)