Adversities

In life, we shall be faced with many adversities. Some a little more serious than others. But adversities bring us one good thing; nah, not the experience in dealing with issues and all the other crap the self help books tell you about. My personal favourite part of getting over an adversity is the yell. Every guy knows what i'm talking about. And if you don't, check your Nads out again, just to make sure. The yell. Be it while you're jerking off and the yell of satisfaction the ahh yell, or when your team scores a goal and that IN YOUR FACE LOOOSER yell. Another thing to like take note of is that in every yell, the degree of the adversity faced is shown. The more delicate the issue, the more primitive and barbaric the yell. some end up thumping their chests wildly with a gnarly, gut-throat yell- YAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR...
some just say yes...(boring)

I personally faced a big hurdle this week, that had the potential to slip me into a pit. now a pit is a bigger hurdle because you can't get out of a pit if you're all alone. by then you need the help of another person. which amplifies your issue into a public issue. and then you have to face the scary prospect of 'What would people say/think'. and if you're female, there can be nothing more daunting especially if you're the quiet, shy, homely person you make out to be. If you're a guy, and the issue is with a girl, then making the issue public just seems plain gay. Gay here is an abstract adjective with countless of possible meanings that is up for interpretation. I shall let you decide on that. So back to the pit. The pit can be a good thing as well as once you're out of the pit, the game makers normally remove the hurdle and its a clear run. however the pit can be a very dark and lonely place. If you're a girl its filled scorpions and centipedes and other creepy crawlies that'll scare the hell out of you. if you're a guy, its filled with sharp spiky objects that hurt but you gotta shut up cause nobody likes whining batty boy. So at times its better to just not get into the pit.


And now i bring you the issue of common sense. Many of us try to resolve issues using common sense, which may seem like a smart thing to do. May i warn you common sense is something very subjective in this day and age. Many people will walk up to you and say i cant go out la, i gotta study. and u look at them n think, Damn you must be an idiot, cos a 30 min meal will affect your studies so bad you might fail. I mean CMON... stop making the small road bumps seem like hurdles man. thats just plain silly. Especially if you have been studying 2 hour s a day at least for the past 4 months and suddenly realize that the last min people have also started studying so I gotta start worrying. I honestly despise those who get tensed when others study. If you really do find 30 mins too much to spend on a meal, then be my guest and just commit suicide man. You're gonna be on your feet for 18 hours straight, dealing with with loads of possible stressors, and that 30 mins that you refuse to spend on a meal because you had to read the pathophysiology of Neurogenic and Nephrogenic Diabetis Insipidus would come in really handy wouldn't it. But if you fall in this category i dont really wanna say anything more.

I just wanna boast in glee that i got over a hurdle that was so precarious it almost turned ugly. i almost got a spike in my arse for it. (figuratively that is) Anyway, let me yell in the barbaric way i was boasting about earlier.YARRR>.. and please please please view this video. I assure you it'll make your balls say hello to each other at least, or make your endometrial tissue shed a tear in laughter.

To Anthony, payback for Brokeback mountain
To Kelvin, err... sorry la.. shit happens.




also Read this article man.
I love being Indian, you always get the best looking girls on board Air India, mainly because if you're fat and ugly, you cant work there:)
oh yes, just when you thought feminism would appeal to the modern society, chauvanism kicks it straight in the Nads.
BBC ARTICLE - A MUST READ!!!.